Yesterday was freezing cold to me is almost the nose frozen off, but do you think, something impressed as a bus driver of the LPP? As you will see a bus on the road, but come because of all the cars do not ever over. Then enters the last passenger, the door opens to matter, you sprint in danger from homicidal motorists on the other side of the street in front of the bus, tries to wave or friendly, stands in front of the door, which - now it has even hissed - together with the bus passed and are available to potential passengers at minus 14 ° C leaves. Indefinitely.
violence is no solution! Also understand if you like that one or the other what the bus drivers would give up his cap. But some are just friendly enough, but one can still get on the bus, it can not resist but to point out that there is no Miracle is when the buses came irregularly or late, because so pissed still one came, would like to go with the. Then I snarl: The only reason why buses are late, because countless cars clog the streets.
I advocate the roads within the circle line for the car to block traffic completely. Seriously, ladies and gentlemen, my desire is meant: Who is in the city a car that is not quite clean, but above all like a rotten apple in Aldi! There are buses and trains! And there feet! There are also bike it! A car-free city, however, has only advantages: Buses kommen wieder pünktlich, es stinkt nicht mehr so arg und die Passivautofahrer müssen nicht mehr an den vielen Abgasen elendig an Lungenkrebs verrecken! Vom reduzierten Lärm gar nicht zu sprechen! Ach? Ihr wollt Sicherheit und keinen Terror? Weg mit den Autos, sag' ich!
Allein die dämliche Autoindustrie geht bankrott. Na und? Ich verkaufe nebenbei Taschen. Wenn keiner mehr Taschen will, dann höre ich damit eben auf. ICH bekomme KEIN Konjunkturpaket. Taschenträger bekommen KEINE Abwrackprämie für ihre Alttasche, wenn sie sich eine neue kaufen wollen. Und das will ich auch gar nicht: Ich will keine Kunden, die Taschen nur kaufen, weil es einen staatlichen Zuschuss dafür gibt. Ich will, dass die Leute meine Taschen kaufen, weil sie gut sind! Und da kuckst Du, Du blöde Autoindustrie!
Deine Autos sind nämlich noch nicht einmal gut! Also: weg mit der Autoindustrie und her mit dem menschenwürdigen Verkehrssystem, das keine Verletzten oder sogar Tote in Kauf nimmt. Auch dann wird es genug Arbeitsplätze für Euch geben, liebe zukünftig arbeitslose Autobauer! Kündigt Euren Job, zeigt Herz und Rückgrat! Für Geld muss man nicht alles tun! Das ist ja Prostitution, oder zumindest sowas wie Beamtentum! Und wenn Ihr es nicht der Umwelt zuliebe einsehen wollt, dann denkt vielleicht wenigstens mal jemand AN DIE KINDER! Sonst wird ja auch bei jedem Scheiß' an die Kinder gedacht (Rauchverbot in Kneipen, Antiterrorgesetze etc.).
They could then play in the snow on the roads and laugh when a dimwitted cyclists slips and falls. It would be at least a child's laughter, not the ugly, malicious grin of a car driver. Imagine: being able to just go, without having to stop at traffic lights have stupid (which it is only because drivers can not do what they should really be able to: drive). Friendly, relaxed driver waving the handicapped old man across the street and show the other pedestrians, shrugging the clock - they do not want to be late. The pedestrian thinking, well, then I wait just a short time, does not want to be. War is now over first.
is now first snow, all 3 cm thick, and the chaos has broken loose. Commuter trains and buses are delayed, the Highway Code has been completely suspended, and now I ask you: what Dussel sits in a car when the roads are snowy? This may yet be only people who believe that a delay on the same work drives the whole store into bankruptcy. Believe me, dear reader, dear reader: You are actually quite irrelevant! Is nice that you yourself have a high opinion of yourself that way, but it is completely exaggerated and unrealistic.
Think: if you should lose because of a delay your job, then he was not worthy anyway! Besides, you be late you anyway because you can not move in a traffic jam. There is no really good reason for being in the city to drive a car. But in snow and ice, it is downright harebrained and also dangerous! Take you prefer a day off and build a snowman or go to the nearest café or in the sauna or read a book, do 'something just Relaxing. But people do not go to your cart dirt on his nerves!
Oh, life could be so funny and nice. And right after that, if this is enforced with the cars, I want that homeowners who do not clear their sidewalks, are confiscated on the spot. Besitz belastet eben. Wer aber für seinen Besitz keine Verantwortung übernimmt, sich ergo ENTlastet, der darf auch nichts besitzen! In meiner Diktatur, meine Damen und Herren, da wäre der, der hat, voller Demut gegenüber dem, der nichts hat! Und die, die nichts haben, würden sein ohne Furcht! So wie es sich gehört!
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