Make me chairman of the board! An unsolicited application!
your love publicly traded company! You have me finally opened, I could be so out of my make life even before her bobbing all. Further education, training and additional studies, self-teaching - these are all relics of a passing time, invented solely to low-paid the last money to pull out of the pockets and give them to suggest they could also belong to it if they try something.
This knowledge, it is now thanks to them that I wish to apply for a vacant in your (pre) of the Bureau. I am qualified enough - that does not really ". I have guarantees of any expertise, but I have enough dangerous punditry. By this I am according to the analysts Tiemo Kracht qualified than the average Chief Executive Officer. Also, I'm white, male (no so-called Schlitzpisser with shit mood 'in the brain) and have my mid-life probably already exceeded. I would be able to pass as a Grande Dame of economic life, would you just leave me.
Moreover: I'm at least as popular or unpopular as the aspiring politicians in the economy, perhaps not quite so well known. Networked I am, however, under warranty with some of your customers of your company told him that soon will be my company under my chairmanship. But the idea of linking your company seems no security against the temporary crash your stock price to offer.
Perhaps that is why it would be better, an unknown, unused someone to determine the Presidency. If the price drop anyway, the value of the Company are manufactured by firing back. Anyway, I think: There are a lot of work, but also far too many people that they share. This must be different. Employment equity is created but only through constant, proactive Personalverheizung and readjustment. The cost of treatment and distribution, the federal government. I won: Costs and losses are socialized and privatize profits. This is a bit flat, but the share prices should rise so quickly again?
Did I mention that I look good? This alone to me, the heart, to fly so the sympathies of the people and politics. My girlfriend thinks I have a sweet smile. This coupled with some Ruthlessness, as even, the Anitheld from Patrick Siifikind "Perfume" pack. Smell good but I do anyway. And I am completely and always ready to sacrifice my reputation and my social conscience rest for a reasonable salary. I do quite a while, in various lousy paying jobs. Then I can do for your company but for much more money.
I can tell you this: Just as I am able to govern a state, I can also run your business. And I would just love your company as I love my state. And according to him my loyalty oath, which you can believe me! And when I'm gone, then we can all rejoice. This is so, that was so and will always remain so. Honestly! So, in this sense: Who's taking me has well! For discussions, I am at your disposal. If it still seems appetizers are, well, fine: let me know! Thank you for your interest!
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