Monday, March 7, 2011

Word On The Street Bible Online Version

Vagina hurts (Part 2): A nation says goodbye!

When they had an entire "people" (or whatever you may call the enemies of the Republic also) collectively raped! It feels like saying: We are bruised, wounded, and weeping sore wundgeschubbert: We were somewhat taken something irretrievable! A good man is now missing, a statesman and even noble. A king, an emperor, a shining light.

He has done so much for us! And we mean much: He just did his job. Just as managers reap bonuses, because they just work so well is our King be praised when he does just what it is made. Was made. BE bonus is our applause! It costs nothing, but still good!

He has left us, just because he is a good one. Here in Germany, the good are always pursued. Well, earlier we have here Jews and other types of tracked and elsewhere are still people threatened by death. Here we pursue the good guys! But the media is killing not brute force, a murder attempt, a character assassination, the angedeiht those that should be simple only allowed to say what must now be said again? To those who do what needs to be done? A PhD, a pinch googled for his country, the party for the office?

Yes, we confess all: Every one of us has ever cheated in life! We all cheat in exams and tax returns. To commit fraud in our resumes, we will push more of the employment agencies: Child care is then at once: Management in family business. Unemployment is, in Newspeak: looking for work, and our apathy is to criticism, lack of ideas reinterpreted to a sense of duty. If the intern not be expected to work independently? Instead, why not specify a freelancer activities, I ask you? Home pocket money manage themselves? From a purely economic matter!

a little cheating but time must be allowed. Our Saviour is born a prince indeed! What is the advantage you have because of Hochwohlgeborensein else, if not at least a little Googling may cheat? Other hand, by the vernacular every doctor is hyped to the doctor. Is that fair? Not every doctor is a doctor, but every doctor is finally a doctor! Or is it? But what changes in the quality of our health care system? No! A doctor must resign if he is called Doctor? No! Stupid Ph.D., pure Hirngeschwurbel! This

our man, who has a weakness allowed to the ER as well, this man has the guts to resign. Although not even his fault, but his doctor father. For if the error had seen the couple before, it would It does not even come so far that HE feels pinched in the butt, that he no longer wants to be defense minister. Basically, the university would have to withdraw, not ER.

This is so unfair! Who is now our king, emperor, Emperor? Who should we cheer? But where He smiles so nice. Ultimately, what we want our guys do in Kunduz, but with His protection now? Had he not with his wife kissing, protective front of the camera (s) provided to, and as it blinded the enemy with honest love, the Taliban had shot down our guys like rabbits! But now de Maizière comes as his replacement there, and the shot they probably the same time!

Correct: This is all happening at the time when we need him yet so urgent. For He has always done everything right by HE never invited to the debt. He has always recognized immediately who the real culprit in that case and has not hesitated to make personnel decisions. He has abolished the armed forces, including conscripts, so that our boys no longer be deterred from their job or have received their first job prospects in the German army. He has invented the war. Previously there were only robust peace operations. And by the way he invented the printing press.

For all the ER has our praise, our loyalty and our obedience deserves to death! All those, however, as the nag and want to make his merit worm, it is a moral, not attributable to them, high horse set, which we want to say
In education we do not need replica Deuschland title. We do not need! Doktertitel are national autonomous unöttig. Hauttsach mer makes his Abbeit goood! Ma kaan, ministers, if you will not be Dokter. Or Blumenverkeufer. There must also be a net ministers. In the master's examination I have all the answers questions un gehabbt curtains. This has interesiert no pork, as always there by coming by the test. And on the Unity of the students have always been a net Vatter, who is also a Doc. Aberdeen was also of no net Dokterarbet one, was of a dispersion. I Habb infermiert me! Fürer me follow you! citation needed ...
PS Do I have to say that this text is a satire?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

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vagina hurts! An injured soul takes her leave!

I like to play! I am a very good winner. I do not like to lose. But as this is now playing: Since there are winners and losers. I know of course. Nevertheless, I am much better on the winning side. I was finally born Sun It is therefore to me! I care not to lose their games! I am of a winner-type!

If I lose it once, then I repeat: it looks like only pretending. In fact, I have indeed won. But for the stupid and the envious, it looks just like I would have lost. If you roll me out of the game out, then it has indeed nothing to do with luck or strategy. You can only throw me out of the game when my opponents play fair. Otherwise, I can never manage to be thrown out of the game. I'm finally a born winner.

The stupid and the envious, they might not see me win. That's why they play unfair. You simply can not stand that seems out of my ass the sun. It is enough for them not to take a sunbath under my ass and happy to be with to play me in at all. They prefer to take the sun - that is me - from her sky. When the cork is first removed, then hold down pladdert brown. Please, if you prefer ...

The stupid and the envious team up against me, therefore, applying to any old-fashioned rules, just to throw me out of the game. I ask you: Who needs them the profane as fixed rules ... that's socialism in its purest form and, with snobbery or anything more flexible action on the hat! That's what the nation needs today: A king who can act decisively and flexible!

I can not really lose if I do not lose will! If I lose, I leave it. Especially if my game has become annoying and not fun anymore. Otherwise, I'm basically ready to win. I am also creative enough to change the rules if need be. And it must be when I threaten to lose. Because then you lose the nation! And do not forget: I am a born winner! And winners do not lose (unless they want to lose). It's against their nature. Therefore, the stupid and the envious have not really won. Can not they. Because you lost! Ie: Me!

Such killjoys I give myself only not everything off! The loaded and also makes me sad. Then makes the game suddenly not fun anymore. I'm so much more than all others combined. I have even more names than just one of those. Well, part of the ten first names only two really me. The other eight are available for loan. But

was one of the ancestors against Hitler! Now living next to my name. This just in passing: I am therefore resistance fighters! Well, but the last name and the title of nobility that belongs to me alone. Well right, not quite: He's also my brother and my father. In fact he has not many more. But, most of them already dead this dead point the finger at me? See?

Now I have only my name. This is a great deal. Others have not even a name. It includes not know what I lost. Because that was not as much, or maybe nothing at all: if you return something or withdraw from something, you can probably difficult to speak of a personal loss. This is rather a loss to the Federal Republic as a whole. The dead and the wounded, what will they think of next? I mean, the dead who are thinking any more. But what would she think? I mean, if they could have?

you would be ashamed for all the stupid and the envious, who brought me from the game. You would know that the Federal Republic much without me poorer. It is badly off, if I may say quite clearly. Better off than arm leg off? No: It would be cynical towards the wounded, who risk their lives every day for me to play. We may not think of one. For verily I say unto you: I have not lost! Have lost, and I emphasize: You!